Static ad production · Flat fee · Queue-based · Capped at 6 clients

Ads built by a media buyer, not a design tool.

Ad-ready static creative plus a monthly test plan written off your actual ad account. One request at a time, 48-hour first draft, unlimited revisions, pause anytime.

Request a founding seat FOUNDING RATE £2,500/MO — 6 SEATS TOTAL
48hfirst draft SLA
Every placement1:1 · 9:16 · 1.91:1, ad-ready
Monthlytest plan, from your account
6 clientshard cap, waitlist after

Selected work

ALL SETS LABELLED HONESTLY

Concept sets below are built on the exact pipeline that ships client work, and are labelled SPEC — concept brands, no fabricated metrics, no fake testimonials. Every set is a test plan in miniature: each static attacks a different angle, because that is how accounts actually find winners.

MARLOW — skincare

SPEC

ANGLES: cleanser-blame · the 3-step anti-routine · labelled concept quote

MARLOW static ad — cleanser-blame angle MARLOW static ad — 3-step anti-routine angle MARLOW static ad — concept quote angle

VOLTA — hydration

SPEC

ANGLES: problem-callout · us-vs-them · read-the-label

VOLTA static ad — problem callout angle VOLTA static ad — us vs them comparison angle VOLTA static ad — read the label angle

FORMWORK — apparel

SPEC

ANGLES: offer-as-proof (“squat test: passed or refunded”) · spec grid

FORMWORK static ad — squat test offer angle FORMWORK static ad — spec grid angle

How it works

A queue, not a retainer. You always know what is being worked on, and nothing ships without a media buyer's eye on angle, hook and test logic.

01

Submit a request

One active request at a time. A request is an ad concept, not a single image.

02

First draft in 48h

Working-time SLA. Unlimited revisions, run sequentially until it is right.

03

Delivered ad-ready

Every concept in a 3-variant set across all placements, named properly, yours forever.

04

Repeat on a plan

Most requests are simply “run the test plan” — the monthly angle map we write for you.

The monthly test plan — the part a design tool can't do

With read-only access to your ad account, every month you get a written plan: which creative is fatiguing, which angles you have never tested, and the next four concepts with the reasoning. Production is the deliverable; judgment is the product.

One plan. Honest terms.

FOUNDING RATE — FIRST 6 CLIENTS

£2,500/month

  • Rate locked for 12 months, then £3,500
  • Month 1 billed at signup · 3-month minimum, then 30-day notice
  • Pause anytime — unused time doesn't vanish
  • First 5 statics within 5 working days, or 50% of month one credited
  • Read-only ad-account access required — the test plan depends on it
Request a founding seat

What we don't do

  • Motion or UGC — statics and landing pages, done properly
  • Branding from scratch — you bring a product and photography
  • AI-invented product shots — we design around your real assets
  • ROAS promises — we promise a disciplined testing system

A GOOD FIT SPENDS £5K+/MO ON PAID SOCIAL, HAS PRODUCT PHOTOGRAPHY, AND PUTS THE DECISION-MAKER ON THE CALL.

Six seats. When it's full, it's full.

Write one line about what you sell and roughly what you spend. If it's a fit, you'll get a 10-minute teardown of your live ads on the first call — what we'd kill, what we'd test, and the first three concepts.

Request a founding seat